EYE H8: Multiple Choice
Breaking the ice and telling people what you hate can be challenging. That’s why this card was invented. It can tell your recipient what you hate before getting on with a letter to explain said hate. Like you really hate ‘beige’ and you want to tell your significant other in a direct way without making it awkward. You hate meat. Of course, you’re a vegetarian. Or excuses. Lots of people hate excuses. Or perhaps you want to turn down that job with ‘open seating’. Use this card to tell that recruiter that you hate ‘open seating’. The job sounded really great at first until you went to the interview. At first, everything they said was what you’ve always wanted in a job. Until you realized it was ‘open seating’. “Bad!” you thought. It was so loud and distracting that you realized it was going to be impossible to think. How would it be even be possible to really work? Really! What were they thinking? They weren’t. If they could hear themselves think, they would realize that ‘open seating’ is a very, very bad idea. Now write that recruiter and tell them what you hate.
4.25 x 5.5 inches. Comes with cream envelope. Message in inside right flap. Free shipping on orders $35 and up.